Last night i went to make myself toast because i do that sometimes when i want a snack. So i pop two slices of bread in my toaster and NOTHING happens! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? This toaster if you recall from my September 29, 2010 post was a replacement for my cheap, little $7.00 toaster that served me well for many, many years. After all those years it finally died. So Me and the Mrs went to Walmart and purchased a new one. We went for the $14.00 model instead of the $6.59 version that was almost the same at the one i had for years. Fast forward to last night and this new one (purchased in September 2010) died. As you can imaging i was bummed. Three months old and it shits the bed. I KNEW we should have gone with the $6.59 model! We spent double that and got screwed!
Now i have made it my life's mission to find a toaster that can last as long as my old favorite friend (may it rest in peace). Yes it's slow in the M/C biz as you may have guessed by my rant about toasters! Come on Spring! I hate Winter almost as much as a toaster that only lasts 3 fucking months!
Happy New Year Everyone!
Crusty
2 comments:
You get what you pay for.
Hi Crusty, long-time reader here. I get a kick out your rants!! Hey, go back to Walmart, re buy that same $14.00 toaster, take it home, put the 3 month-old one in the box, and return it as "defective". Wah Lah, new replacement fully-functioning junk toaster!! There is no reason that this thing should only last only 3 months....Please keep up the good writing, I am glad for you finding the "Mrs. Crusty", you deserve it!
Keep the rubber side down,
Michael
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